gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize