he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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