The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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