D3 body, D1 cock
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
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