He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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