I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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