brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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