i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
...
Exactly.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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