still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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