Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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