I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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