i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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