What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Who wears a wallet chain?!
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
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