The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Randomize
