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we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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