We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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