Having a random hookup so left but love u
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Semen is not good for contacts.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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