I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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