we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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