the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize