i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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