Umm I'm too high to move.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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