it's too hot outside to masturbate.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Randomize
