i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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