she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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