On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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