it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
i think i just lost a toe
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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