You can't motorboat a personality
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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