Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Randomize
