he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I look excited, but its just a facade.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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