I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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