he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
he fucked my hip out of place.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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