talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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