DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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