Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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