if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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