you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
There r osticjed everywhere
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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