You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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