She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
i think we sleep fucked last night...
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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