I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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