I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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