Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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