She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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