I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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