he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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