is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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