is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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