oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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