Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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