He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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