Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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