She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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